We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. Washingtonian, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage of good government. In justice, to him it should be said that he did not want to. Valor is a soldierly compound of vanity, duty and the gambler's hope. The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man. The plague today...is merely Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness. The future is that period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true, and our happiness is assured. Tenacity is a certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin of the realm. It attains its highest development in the hand of authority and is considered a serviceable equipment for a career in politics. Success is the one unpardonable sin against one's fellows. Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. | 
