It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Your sole contribution to the sum of things is yourself.
I am responsible only to God and history.
When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to say No, so you can understand the other fellow's side.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm.