Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them? Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time. Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?? |