I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.