Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing pole.