You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can't get them across, your ideas won't get you anywhere. There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. The older I get the better I used to be! Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money. Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket. One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine. In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relives you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron. I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list. | 
