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Dorothy Parker quotes

American short-story writer and poet, 1893-1967

I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.


How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the nightlight. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.


Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.


Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.


Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.


Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.


Brevity is the soul of lingerie.


I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.


The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!


Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.


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