There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Most games are lost, not won.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
That game was so famous they never used me.
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.