You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.