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Fran Lebowitz quotes

American writer and humorist, b.1950

My favorite animal is steak.


Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.


Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.


Food is an important part of a balanced diet.


Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.


Humility is no substitute for a good personality.


I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.


I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.


If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.


In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.


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