Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards