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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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After God, long live wine.

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Dancing is the poetry of the foot.

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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

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If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough, let's go west.'

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Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.

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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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