Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name. You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say. What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow. The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief-call it what you will-than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course. Organizating is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up. Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. | 
