While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.
Kindness is a brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.
Laughter is an interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
Marriage is the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
Perfection is an imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known as excellence; an attribute of the critic.
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.