Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.
Never complain. Never explain.
If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around wondering about yourself.