You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. |