Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Laughter is the closest distance between two people. | 
