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Victor Borge quotes

Danish-born American pianist and comedian, 1909-2000

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.


I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.


If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.


The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.


Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.


Laughter is the closest distance between two people.


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