You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself. I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. |