Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.
I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.