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You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make jokes or kid or even clown. I wouldn't kid Our Lord if he was on the cross. But I would attempt a joke with him if I ran into him chasing the money changers out of the temple.

   Ernest Hemingway quotes


Radio is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome

   T.S. Eliot quotes


A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

   T.S. Eliot quotes


Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.

   Robert Frost quotes


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

   Dolly Parton quotes


You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue--agree with him.

   Edgard Watson Howe quotes


You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.

   Robert Louis Stevenson quotes


I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

   Will Smith quotes


A joke is a very serious thing.

   Winston Churchill quotes


My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.

   Abraham Lincoln quotes


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