There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.  Will Smith quotes
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt. Will Rogers quotes Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears. Bobby Jones quotes I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. Woody Allen quotes Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. Oscar Wilde quotes I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill quotes The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing. Anonymous quotes With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke. Anonymous quotes My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties. Anonymous quotes | 
