There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Smith quotes
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
Will Rogers quotes
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.
Bobby Jones quotes
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen quotes
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Oscar Wilde quotes
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill quotes
The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.