The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.