Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.