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Woody Allen quotes

American motion-picture director, screenwriter, actor, and author,1935


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

 

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

 

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

 

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from notloving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

 

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

 


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