I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.