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Groucho Marx quotes

American comedian, actor and singer, 1890-1977


Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

 

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

 

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

 

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

 

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

 


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